Honestly the biggest issue is the rinse repeat part. Anyone can fuck up. But they just get to do it all over again because they have no shame.

Boards and executive suites are filled with people who repeatedly ruin companies and then just do it to the next one.

Um, have you ever heard of Instagram?

Nobody will

Money for developers and grifters?

I mean we also don’t want all the Chad super strong genetic freak deer running around. So maybe that’s ok?

Definitely “for me” and definitely not money for a company that wants to shift liability to their customers and maximize their profits…

They definitely WILL NOT claim the reason that family of four plowed into that semi on the interstate was because your internet connection wasn’t up to their standards and failed to install the latest update, which is a clear breach of the TOS and therefore making you 100% liable.

Definitely not that…

I’m imagining the third place celebration meme.

That juicy data is going to get bought up by the health insurance industry. I would be surprised if they aren’t part of the push to force them to sell the data.

You missed the step between Get big and Get Greedy. They hire MBAs from other defunct companies.

Octane - Rocket League

I mean i’ve implemented where it shows the current country’s connection at the top. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Months

FTFY

He’s a narcissist. He doesn’t believe he will ever actually experience any consequences. He is incapable.

Starting to build for me

Don’t worry he probably wasn’t talking about you.

There’s most likely some kompromat

That’s their plan

They should start selling $30k bottles of booze.

No, they are also that.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well we tried….

GTFOH