Land of the Free, affirmed by the First Amendment! /s

We’re going to become Brazil (the movie)

All the rights of personhood but none of the obligations.

And please don’t say they’re moving to bluesky. That’s just jumping out of the pot and into the flames.

The yippee eepy

So Finland is Stolland after all?

❌ demons
✔️ the antichrist

We need to launch a new fricking crusade against these antichrist worshippers

How is this one country be bombing other countries with impunity, without international outrage or sanctions? What is the textbook definition of a declaration of war again?

Needs an unpaywalled link.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

Actually, Germany used the US of A as the role model for many of their infamous policies, including the salute.

We need all the boomers in Capitol Senior Care Home to vacate first

This General Reposti is so old it speak words out of order.

Catmunism

I’m otterly shocked! 😧

Btw in the local language their name can also mean something like “warring” so that kinda tells you something.

Not. Yet.

Fyrefest 2: Electric Boogaloo

We know we’ve been through this a lot because the meme had also went through a lot of reposts.

Hack? It’s not even that. Just musk in his infinite wisdom enabling pay-to-get-checkmark on Xitter so all the fake/satire accounts immediately jumped on the opportunity.