ShieldGengar

Haha shitty toilet seat

🤓 I’m a real man and I love science and real men think about gender all the time. It’s scientifically proven that people are only worth what you can do for me. 🤓

Oh no damn that sucks; sad I thought he cared about you :(

Oh damn shucks oh no

Brain typo

Yep; he won’t. Can’t wait to see if his kids go full fascist or hate him. At least while I’m dying, I’ll get some closure.

Damnit

Coal rolling dumb fucks who think man-made climate change is a hoax look for man-made climate change machine :)

Damn that sucks

All that’s required for bad men to succeed is for good men to do nothing.

Be strong. The world needs you.

I’ve got three guns. I’m going to perform trans surgery on two of them FTM then the last female gun is going to be married to the male guns. And I’ll pay the female gun more.

I want to hate you but you’re so passionate about it, and I know that feeling. I eat taco bell.

A “funny” joke in the US is asking a non-white person where they’re from and they respond with something like “Indiana”

Americans are fuckin idiots

source: at least two high viewership TV shows

What’s the .io death? Looking this up is particularly frustrating.

The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners

JD couchplower and associates

They make jicken

Yeah, I never read this as “Oh, that’s terrible”; sounds pretty reasonable to me to think about your actions before doing them. Moreso if your actions affect other people.

All modes of transportation should be abolished because every day they’re used in kidnappings, murders, and drug deals. At the very least, we should allow warrantless searches of all people based on the gut feeling of militant high school dropouts. That certainly won’t be abused.