Sometimes we need a break from the war crimes.

What an asshole.

Goddamn, tl;dr

Towerfall is a massive hit at my annual holiday party. Specifically the Nintendo Switch version (with 6-player maps).

“We’re doing Sega Channel again, but it’ll work this time, goddamnit!”

- SEGA Execs., probably

Guess it’s time for another playthrough.

EEE would require existing Mastodon users moving to threads

It would not.

Meta could implement ActivityPub in Facebook, and there’s your majority population. Imagine a Facebook user “friending” your mastodon account. You follow them back because it’s your mom, and so does basically everyone. Next, Facebook implements Pages to round off the concept of “communities.” Then, Facebook introduces a genuinely useful extension - marketplace. Once a decent clip of people set up shop, trim off any instances that don’t adopt the FriendlyPub fork.

Bam, EEE.

Hey, can you make the original published date a part of each post’s title?

Nice try, Special Agent.

Reference, in case you’re not an old.

This (along with basically all instances with communick news behind them) is a classic example of scaling up prematurely.

When this community is brimming with so much content that users start to “miss” posts about [thing x] because there are so many posts about [thing y], then you make offshoot communities, not before.

lol yeah, that’ll do it.

Using the template syntax you can start by copy/pasting the site to be migrated, and then inject sections that render using markdown syntax.

What templating languages do you know already, and are you running 11ty v3? There are some gotchas around images because (I think) the eleventy-image plugin is enabled by default.

I’ve found success running with .webc which is effectively HTML until you need it to be more.

My go-to is to always grant immortality and nothing else. “Okay, you can no longer die.” Do they age? Yes. Get sick? Yes. Experience pain? Dismemberment? Senility, malnutrition, atrophy, and dessication? Absolutely. They can do everything they could do previously, except die.

Shout out to my fellow “None Backup Strategies” chaos goblins.

All of these mods were (are?) available to people willing to fork over extra cash to have their own controllers made via Xbox Design Lab.

Scolded me for swearing at it.

“You’ll fucking know when I’m swearing at you,” was my reply to that shit the last time I gave it a spin (after it regurgitated nonsense after many prompts specifically asking for not nonsense).

Counterpoint: If you think you said something stupid, you’re entitled to delete it. Don’t feel obligated to hang your ass out there and take a beating for a cold take.

Repokémon is an amazing name.