Perhaps because of fear they will be mistakenly and immediately labeled anti-Semitic?

“Alleged Ghost Gun” FTFY

Dr. Dre’s “Forgot about Dre” featuring Eminem song lyrics

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

Sounds like you are just focusing on it. If it becomes worse, you should go to an Ear, Nose, Throat (ENT) specialist and get a hearing test.

Tinnitus is frequently a symptom of hearing loss.

The earlier you detect it and mitigate it, the better the outcomes.

Hand-egg.

Just like Twitter