I don’t think I’d ever be ready for that hand job.

I don’t think anyone has the answers right now, especially considering that this administration is willing to ignore the orders of the SCOTUS.

I’d advise against asking an ICE agent, they might actually come up with something.

This is not the first time that the Executive branch has ignored Supreme Court orders. See Worcester v. Georgia and the dispute between Chief Justice Roger Taney and General Cadwalader.

The problem is that the Executive branch is (theoretically) supposed to uphold the decisions of the Judicial branch, but irl, enforcement of those decisions is easier said than done when the Executive branch disagrees.

You’re being made fun of, it’s an old meme.

Did Elon specify dead or alive?

I think it’s more likely that he’ll hang himself, but I guess there’s a chance that he’ll stab himself dozens of times in the neck and chest.

Ah, he’s pulling a card from the CCP playbook. You can do whatever you want as long as you can look the public straight in the eyes and firmly deny doing something, while actively doing it.

Oh, you mean Forget-me-nows!

Most of those shock sites are gone or have been replaced so my expectations have shifted. The risk was that I WOULD get what was advertised.

That was such a risky click…

I’m sure PETA will continue to do their part as well.

Sounds like the most extreme of the climate and animal rights activists are about to get a dream come true.

The price of eggs has nothing to do with the president. Bird flu is literally the explanation.

Over 41 million domestic birds have been culled in the past two months.

One year I was unable to find a textbook to pirate online so I bought a used copy, set up a camera on a tripod, photographed every page and returned it the next day.

Sounds like too much work but the book was worth more than my time to do it.

I still use Facebook for family and friends. They aren’t going to switch and would sooner leave social media altogether.

I spend about five minutes or less a day on FB but I only check my friends feed. Aside from that, I don’t enjoy the majority of the content I see on FB and choose not to engage with it.

I do bite my thumb, sir.

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I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!