People hate thinking. It blows my mind, but it’s the only thing I know for sure.

Y’all mfs are in the thousands? I can’t save more than 500 bucks without the universe creating that exact amount in a surprise expense as soon as I’ve saved it.

Yup. That’s the job.

You’re still winning the name game, btw. I honestly don’t think anyone’s gonna pass it

Yes, but I’ll do the dividing. Just trust me on this one

Is their insatiable need to belong something we should be exploiting?

Wasn’t 1500 dollars in one hundred years ago money just every single car?

Retaliation? How the fuck do you retaliate while invading someone? The response and current was is already the retaliation.

I think maybe we should up our game and make like the scorpion vending machine and cleaning robot from Sealab and make necklaces with their teeth.

After further review, we need to be Captain Murphy, they’ve stolen our teeth for far too long.

For the uninitiated

Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ls6WZfsbI

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aGaPzD1QU

Part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSx283jpJE

Part 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBPiKZGrAHQ

Hope nobody gets SLAMMED

I assure you, they see it. That’s why they like him.

They will eat their own shit to spite us.

Ah okay, thanks for taking the time. That’s the answer I was after. That’s pretty crafty.

Huh, I did just skim through that but I didn’t see why you would want to bridge the connection, what exactly does bridging accomplish? Is it some sort of maintenance mode or something?

Lol wat

Can you please link me to where I can find this in action

Yikes. I don’t pee in pools, only into them.

Sometimes there’s just too much pee in my balls, so I’ve got to alleviate it.

They’re such fucking cowards.

Don’t let them get you down, half of these downvotes are people that do the same as us. There is an insane amount of people that will not even pretend to wash their hands in public bathrooms even when someone else is there. They are among us.

I get it if there’s a filthy public restroom, don’t touch anything, but the vast majority are just fine.

Agreed. Also most of the time I don’t even need to touch my dong, I just pee.

I had no idea this was already in motion, thank you.