And Santa Claus didn’t bring me my nerf super soaker hydra!

It’s their fault also, they could have switch to other systems

What am I looking at? A screenshot of a picture of a laptop tab?

You don’t have bathrooms in your room in a hotel?

I realize now that I haven’t been in a hotel many time in my life

I have 0 knowledge about those things but now I want to know if you can forward and backward at the same time?

Reaching out the other side by doing what? Burning the planet?

It would be impressive if it was mosquitoes

American what?

“we were scared those people would flee the country before we could deport them!”

I’m not sure I understand the idea behind dealership? Isn’t like a shop where you can buy different brands?

Trump: “for every sexual crime commited by one of our staff we arrested a guy, justice is done”

Yeah I’m sure he regrets quitting his job to pass butter

Then cops would loose those funds for the war on drug, cartels would be ruined and prisons empty! Is that the world you want to live in?!

Thanks for you sacrifice and service (it does sound like, but it is NOT sarcastic)

First time I hear about this actually so…

Yep you should definitely bury it in your garden. I can help digging!

What would have they done with only the back of the plane anyway?

French gouv refused to go to Iraq, that’s when they invented the liberty fries