• Gork@lemm.ee
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    17 hours ago

    “I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

    Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

    • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Then you’ll get 4kg ankle monitor with 200$ deposit, which you’ll never get back, even if you return it. Complaints will be handled by spending undetermined time in a government “resort” with fun quarry themed activities.

      Ruskies have this all this figured out.

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        12 hours ago

        But they can look that up.

        They can’t look up your whereabouts for the last few hours when your phone has been sitting on the coffee table.

        • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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          12 hours ago

          They can put it in their records. If you “forget” too often, they’ll just assume you’re intentionally doing it and throw you in jail.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      14 hours ago

      Surely the pro play would be simply not to go to Russia in the first place. Thinking about it that was always the pro play.