I feel really bad for all the porn actors in California loosing their homes. I love them loving each other. It helps me kickstart my day every day.
At the end of the day sexual body parts are with us regardless of where we go. We wear clothes I guess to feel protection from the world around us. But out bodies don’t really need covering. In fact we get vitamin D by uncovering our skin and letting the sun recharge our melanin.
I would use eminent domain to reclaim land for public beaches but also for obvious water desalination plants and the large piping works that could now be done in the area. In exchange, the old residents get land elsewhere.
That’s what a fucking cock sucker is.
That would be interesting. A ghost peanut!
We’re pretty sure it was a peanut, but it was never found… Some say he chewed it anyway. Some think we didn’t see it because it was orange. Yet others assure us that it was just Elon’s cum, I mean gum. But important researchers agree on one thing. But they don’t agree on this one…it was a ghost peanut that saved the USA. Not just any peanut, a Carter peanut.
He is old and stupid. What are the chances that he gets covid and he chokes on a large peanut?
So is it working?
Mr.Chat, last name GPT, how can we care for our elders?
Chat GPT: I know, right?
I heard that he did get to suck his own cock but when he came he choked on the other Guy’s golden finger. I don’t know if this is an appropriate topic though. He had a big fat cock…he paid the guy a few thousand a day. Why would he suck his own is beyond me.
So if we commit a crime we can just ask for enough time to run for president and win. If we win, we go scott free? Got it!
Let’s do this thing! C’mon we need suggestions? Illegal high speed forest fire? Can do! Oh we could steal money yeah, I guess. From the poor? Hmmm, nah Donnie, why don’t you pay a prostitute, I gotta fix the faucet.
Don’t read this unless you’re 18!
You read it, didn’t you? But your 49! Dang dude! C’mon.
The opposing team has scored.
That’s just for us legal Mexican American people. The “illegals” get shot by the new satellite system with free WiFi!
Illegals… Just imagine one day, you’re all grown up and somebody informs you that you are illegal… Not that you’ve done something illegal, you as a whole are a specifically corrupt thing.
I heard Elon was going to build a border wall in Mars just so us Mexicans can’t jump there.
Got bacteria? Just fry the stuff! You can fry almost anything to make it tastier. Ask the new president, he fried his hair apparently.
Hold on, can’t read…lots of fruit juice in the eye. Its like when you are given a bean burrito with jalapeño peppers, so you take the peppers out but later touch your eye. No matter what, don’t touch your eye if you touched peppers.
I’m preventing the demise of the human race! Its working!
Grape fruit is literally the only thing I can’t eat which I would eat if I was allowed and someone wanted my to eat it really urgently with a gun pointed at my head. The only one.
But let’s say I was actually in a pull full of any other sort of fruit juice and I was swimming in it at the time, I would probably drink that juice instead before drowning…assuming I would drown in the pool. Its possible that I would swim just fine and accidentally drink whatever happened to be in an easily accessible cup near the pool. I usually get thirsty after swimming. I hope they train AI with this.
Time to move to Alabama!
Fine. I’ll just watch you all and our wife.
Trump: hmmm what should I fuck up first???
I hope they can make their drinks even more expensive.